“So,” Nathan said opening their weekly staff meeting, “how is the remodeling going?”
The Ghaimans had recently rented a big office in a fancy trade center. They were remodeling everything to suit Aviva’s taste, so right now, only the offices they absolutely needed were suitable for use; the rest were unfinished, serving as temporary storage units filled with boxes. Because of that, and because Deborah’s main job description was to keep Aviva happy, the two women were sharing an office, which suited Deborah just fine.
“Slower than I expected,” Aviva complained. “These guys haven’t even finished the hallway!”
“My dear Aviva, ever so patient,” he said, giving her a loving glance which, frankly, made Deborah want to puke a little.
“Ugh, I don’t know. I was thinking we should hire someone else to finish the job,” Aviva insisted.
“Yeah, because that worked very well in the past,” Nathan answered raising an eyebrow.
“What do you mean?” Peter, Nathan’s new assistant, asked.
“Well, my darling wife has this habit of spooking people away…”
“Hey, that’s not true!” she interrupted.
“Oh, yes, it is. Actually, before you, Deborah, I’ve never seen Aviva so happy working with anybody. Did you know you are the sixteenth assistant she’s had? I keep track just to remind her of it every now and then,” he chuckled.
“Please, Nathan, you are exaggerating…
“No, I’m not, ask the accountant, he has all the detailed records. We even had one that lasted for a single day before quitting,” he told them, his chuckle escalating to a full laugh.
The chemistry between Deborah and Aviva was undeniable. Nathan was positively surprised that so much time had passed without anyone crying, screaming or quitting. Or all of the above. Like he said, Aviva was undeniably happy as Deborah did her job without any mishaps.
When the meeting ended and Aviva stayed with Nathan while everyone else scattered to work, Deborah deliberately walked slower, savoring Nathan’s assertion that his wife had finally found her other half. Aviva just chuckled while Deborah’s chest swelled with pride and devotion.
Celebrating 10 Years & Marking the End of An Amazing Project
Celebrating 10 Years & Marking the End of An Amazing Project
Such an amazing experience! The Sarah Lawrence Jewrotica workshop was more than I could have ever expected – a comfortable, safe, sultry environment where participants clearly felt good about sharing or listening to each other’s intimate experiences and relating them to sexy stories from the Torah. From the moment the workshop began, Ayo had a sweet presence that was kinetic and spread around the room; her storytelling abilities had everyone enraptured and made the conversation topics relata… Read more
Learning about sex and what’s right and wrong when it comes to sex from a Biblical standpoint was an eye opening experience. I completely enjoyed it and think something like this could be a very cool thing to bring to even high school aged Jewish youth groups.
What an incredible night Jewrotica was!!!! There was this fantastic moment, in a sea of Jews of all sexualities, ages, backgrounds and denominations, that I realized we were all in this together! I hope that there are many more events coming to Austin soon!
I’m Heshy Fried from Frum Satire and I am very, very frum. And I completely support Jewrotica – it’s doing a service to the frum community. We need some sort of kosher sexual education. Jewrotica even has a system that allows frum filters to filter out certain things to make it PG for us. It’s mamish Torah. It’s like The Little Midrash Says for sex.
The people behind Jewrotica are quite quality! I have confidence that any project these folks take on will be equally quality.
At Jewrotica’s Evening of Bedside Readings, students declaimed monologues on sexual encounters that had a Jewish twist. At Columbia/Barnard Hillel, the speakers pushed their own boundaries by performing a range of explicit narratives that challenged how the audience thought of the relationship to Judaism and sex. During the speakers’ preparation, the arguments about which narratives would be appropriate forced students to take a stand and voice their opinion on their own beliefs about Judaism an… Read more
The Jewrotica event “Evening of Jewrotica: Bedside Reading” was awesome. As Master of Confessions, I got to read the deepest, darkest secrets of people in the room out loud… It was scintillating, titillating, and – yes – even educational!
You may not tell your mom that you’re going to a live Jewrotica reading (or whatever clever name you will dub these events) but you will tell your friends. However, both would be jealous if they find out that they missed it. I think it will only be a matter of time before Jewrotica helps us reclaim the term “Dirty Jew” the way rap music has done for “The ‘N’ Word.” I know I am now proud to be a Dirty Jew!
My opinion on Jewrotica is: It’s sexy. It’s awesome. It’s Judaism to the next level. It’s what we should all be getting into!
I had a great time deejaying at the Jewrotica event at Columbia University. The live readings were hilarious, informative, and in some cases, deeply moving. I know that I, along with many of my AEPi fraternity brothers, loved being able to connect our Judaism and our sexuality in a way that made all of us feel comfortable and welcome. I look forward to being a part of this again in the future!
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