She knew he loved her hair. He couldn’t stop touching and caressing it whenever they were alone. A compensation because of his wife’s sheitl, perhaps. It didn’t matter as long as she could make him happy in the short moments they were together.
He taught her to love religion purely. She learned the prayers. He showed her how to wear a prayer shawl and how to put on tefillin, and that way, on her twentieth birthday, she had a private bat mitzvah. No guests, no family, and of course, no minyan; just the two of them surrendering completely to God.
One day she heard her parents talking. Her father was worried about her. She was almost on the verge of spinsterhood, but showed no interest in any of the nice Jewish boys he found for her. They were to have a serious conversation with the rabbi so he could help with the situation. No daughter of the shochet was going to be a spinster.
So the rabbi was again forced to do his job against his will. He searched halfheartedly at first, but when the shochet demanded results, he started to search more vehemently and found a few acceptable candidates. Little did the shochet know that his daughter’s dates ended with the rabbi, long hours after the poor kid left disappointedly for home.
Three more months passed when she finally met her future husband, the fifth of seven children. The boy was not the brightest apple on the tree, but he was exactly what she needed: someone who loved her unconditionally and would not question her. Someone safe.
Celebrating 10 Years & Marking the End of An Amazing Project
Celebrating 10 Years & Marking the End of An Amazing Project
Bedside Reading with Jewrotica was funny, sexy, and hot all at once. The readings were honest about all kinds of sexuality, but the highlight of the evening was definitely the confessions, written by audience participants. Nobody knew who wrote them, and most were tell-alls that would make your bubbe blush. Unless your bubbe was very, very cool. Then maybe she’d make YOU blush!
You may not tell your mom that you’re going to a live Jewrotica reading (or whatever clever name you will dub these events) but you will tell your friends. However, both would be jealous if they find out that they missed it. I think it will only be a matter of time before Jewrotica helps us reclaim the term “Dirty Jew” the way rap music has done for “The ‘N’ Word.” I know I am now proud to be a Dirty Jew!
I love the inclusiveness – there is something for everyone, in and out of the Jewish community.
I stepped out of my comfort zone to be a part of this. I was glad to open up the topic of sexuality in my community. We are trying to build a safe space to talk about sex. The result I am most happy about coming from this event is that hopefully now my friends know they can come and talk to me, that I can be their ‘safe space’.
Learning about sex and what’s right and wrong when it comes to sex from a Biblical standpoint was an eye opening experience. I completely enjoyed it and think something like this could be a very cool thing to bring to even high school aged Jewish youth groups.
Jewrotica is inspiring Jews and erotica with holiness and coolness, and is the pride of progressive Judaism. Jewrotica – awesome!
Jewrotica was everything I had dreamed of and more: sexy attendees, tantalizing confessions, and well-written literature to boot! More importantly, it empowers us Jews to reach inside and own our sexy selves and heritage!
Jewrotica is something that the community has needed for a long time so that people can actually learn, express and share and have good relationships without having to stumble through life. Check out the site and learn something. Have fun!
Jewrotica rocks. It’s funny, it’s informative, it’s sexy, it’s interesting. Check it out!
I’m so glad that Jewrotica is represented here at Jewlicious! It’s bringing voices that need to be heard in the Jewish discussion and Jewish climate environment.
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