“I swear, I look uglier. Does Divine Justice work like that?” he asked his reflection in the mirror.
“Dammit, Shmuley – are you almost done? I have to pee! I swear, sometimes you preen like a girl.”
“Since when do you curse?”, he asked as he opened the door. She inadvertently brushed his arm with her breast on her way into the bathroom. “I’m pregnant”, she said, before closing the door.
On the drive back to Brooklyn, Shmuley thought about the gaggle of masturbating thirteen-year-olds he’d be teaching when they got back. The old gaggle would be fourteen by now. Would the new ones be better – or worse? Esther had seemed very moody lately; she’d been crying a lot, but he supposed that was just due to the pregnancy. In any event, the added responsibility of a child to feed meant he probably would not be back at the nudist colony next summer. He wondered if he would ever see Erica again. He hummed a little, as he remembered her tits in the moonlight.
“Why are you smiling?” Esther asked.
“Oh, nothing. Just thinking about what a beautiful day it is, and how jealous all our neighbors will be when we tell them how we spent our summer.”
He wanted to add “and what a beautiful wife I have”, but he couldn’t. Every time he tried, the words got stuck in her throat. The truth was, Esther was not a bad sight to look at: She had almond-shaped eyes, the color of freshly cut grass and brown wavy hair that reached down to her shoulders. She was neither skinny nor fat. He wondered if her tits were as beautiful as Erica’s: He did not know the answer. Whenever they had sex in the dark, the curtains were drawn so as not to let in the moonlight.
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Learning about sex and what’s right and wrong when it comes to sex from a Biblical standpoint was an eye opening experience. I completely enjoyed it and think something like this could be a very cool thing to bring to even high school aged Jewish youth groups.
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The Jewrotica event “Evening of Jewrotica: Bedside Reading” was awesome. As Master of Confessions, I got to read the deepest, darkest secrets of people in the room out loud… It was scintillating, titillating, and – yes – even educational!
I’m so glad that Jewrotica is represented here at Jewlicious! It’s bringing voices that need to be heard in the Jewish discussion and Jewish climate environment.
While many people fear the “sex talk,” Jewrotica offers an opportunity for writers and audiences to speak about sexuality in a open and safe space. When I attended a Jewrotica reading, I heard stories that reminded me that love takes many forms, and that expressing it is a vital part of who we are as a people.
Jewrotica is inspiring Jews and erotica with holiness and coolness, and is the pride of progressive Judaism. Jewrotica – awesome!
Jewrotica was everything I had dreamed of and more: sexy attendees, tantalizing confessions, and well-written literature to boot! More importantly, it empowers us Jews to reach inside and own our sexy selves and heritage!
Jewrotica is a great way to ask interesting questions about the interplay between sensuality and Jewish wisdom. Check it out.
I love the inclusiveness – there is something for everyone, in and out of the Jewish community.
The people behind Jewrotica are quite quality! I have confidence that any project these folks take on will be equally quality.
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