Written by Ahava Goode. Ahava, a first-time Jewrotica writer, is a published author and writer of erotic fiction.
As I finish loading the Shabbos dinner dishes into my dishwasher, I see the candles are still burning down, and I leave them in the center of my kitchen table as I walk down the hall to my bedroom. It is late. I can’t find my cat anywhere, so my best guess is that he’s curled up with my roommate, who is already asleep. My room is dark while I undress, and I toss my clothes into the hamper in my closet. I pull last night’s pajamas out from under my pillow, a habit that was a holdover from making my bed as a kid.
I am just crawling into bed when my phone beeps at me.
It’s a text from Eli:
Hi, I’m sorry it’s so late but I just got back into town. I wasn’t sure if you answer the phone on Shabbat…
I text back:
Hi. Welcome back. And yes, I do.
My phone rings about ten seconds later.
“Hello.”
“Hi, you sound sleepy. Did I wake you?” he asks.
“No. I’m still up.”
There’s a bit of an awkward pause.
“Sorry again about it being so late. The rainstorm slowed everything way down. I originally thought I’d be back by dinner time. Not that you’ve ever invited me to one of the infamous Rosie and Lily’s Shabbos dinners.”
I laugh, “Infamous, are they? That must be because of Rosie.”
“I’m pretty sure you can hold your own against your roommate in an infamous contest.”
“Well, thank you. I think.”
“Listen, I don’t want to keep you up. I just wanted to say hello and I had told you I would call when I got back into town, so…”
“So you just called because you said you would?” I ask, trying not to sound whiny.
“No…I mean, what’d you think? I was calling at this hour, on Shabbos, to wangle an invitation to see you?”
“Well…I don’t know, you might at least try,“ I say, flirting.
“You mean I could get an invitation?”
“Um…yeah.” I say.
“Really? I still have to finish unpacking my car, but…”
“It’s up to you, either way.”
“What am I, chopped liver?” he asks, laughing.
“No. Um…I’m already in bed. Is that okay?”
“Yeah, that’s great,” he says, his voice going a bit deeper. “So, yeah?”
“Yeah.”
“I’ll be over in a few minutes.”
“Okay. Hey- Rosie’s already asleep so why don’t you come up the back stairs and I’ll leave the back door unlocked for you. Just come in, okay?” I ask.
“Okay, see you in a few,” he says and hangs up.
Celebrating 10 Years & Marking the End of An Amazing Project
Celebrating 10 Years & Marking the End of An Amazing Project
I’m into Jewrotica. I went in for my second circumcision.
You may not tell your mom that you’re going to a live Jewrotica reading (or whatever clever name you will dub these events) but you will tell your friends. However, both would be jealous if they find out that they missed it. I think it will only be a matter of time before Jewrotica helps us reclaim the term “Dirty Jew” the way rap music has done for “The ‘N’ Word.” I know I am now proud to be a Dirty Jew!
I had a great time deejaying at the Jewrotica event at Columbia University. The live readings were hilarious, informative, and in some cases, deeply moving. I know that I, along with many of my AEPi fraternity brothers, loved being able to connect our Judaism and our sexuality in a way that made all of us feel comfortable and welcome. I look forward to being a part of this again in the future!
Learning about sex and what’s right and wrong when it comes to sex from a Biblical standpoint was an eye opening experience. I completely enjoyed it and think something like this could be a very cool thing to bring to even high school aged Jewish youth groups.
I’m Heshy Fried from Frum Satire and I am very, very frum. And I completely support Jewrotica – it’s doing a service to the frum community. We need some sort of kosher sexual education. Jewrotica even has a system that allows frum filters to filter out certain things to make it PG for us. It’s mamish Torah. It’s like The Little Midrash Says for sex.
Jewrotica was everything I had dreamed of and more: sexy attendees, tantalizing confessions, and well-written literature to boot! More importantly, it empowers us Jews to reach inside and own our sexy selves and heritage!
I love the inclusiveness – there is something for everyone, in and out of the Jewish community.
Jewrotica is something that the community has needed for a long time so that people can actually learn, express and share and have good relationships without having to stumble through life. Check out the site and learn something. Have fun!
Bedside Reading with Jewrotica was funny, sexy, and hot all at once. The readings were honest about all kinds of sexuality, but the highlight of the evening was definitely the confessions, written by audience participants. Nobody knew who wrote them, and most were tell-alls that would make your bubbe blush. Unless your bubbe was very, very cool. Then maybe she’d make YOU blush!
Jewrotica rocks. It’s funny, it’s informative, it’s sexy, it’s interesting. Check it out!
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