26. Shelly: I was on a tear. Sorry you got caught in the wake.
#Israel Trip #Jewish
27. Nancy: I know it must have seemed sordid. But I always thought very highly of you.
#Israel Trip #Jewish
28. Miha: In your country that’s considered well brought up. Here, extreme passivity is just super odd.
#Travel #Interfaith
29. Lisa: You were the most amazing lover. But I should have left you after Eilat.
#Israel Trip #Jewish
30. Kathy: The whole “no gag reflex” thing was fantastic! But our entire relationship was mutually dishonest.
#Friends #Interfaith
31. Jen: Longest first date ever! But I saw your Dad’s crazy reflected in you.
#School #Interfaith
32. Nancy: You were very smart and a giving lover, you deserved to be treated better. I didn’t really care about the watch.
#School #Interfaith
33. Renata: I loved how smart, sexy and physically strong you were. Sorry for harping about the Nazi thing so much.
#School #Interfaith
34. Kum He: We met in an arcade and your English was terrible. I was relieved when you went back to Korea 6 weeks later.
#Arcade #Interfaith
35. Allison: You were so hot but totally crazy. You’re still crazy, but I love you anyway.
#School #Jewish
36. Nancy: I know the main reason you slept with me was because you were jealous of my ex. I didn’t mind.
#School #Jewish
37. Arlene: You slept with me because you were mad at your ex. I slept with you because he dragged mud on my floors.
#School #Jewish
38. Maxine: I was always impressed by your singing and writing skills. But mostly I really wanted to sleep with you.
#School #Interfaith
39. Cynthia: Your apartment was dirty and you were all kinds of whacko. But I kind of had to sleep with you.
#School #Interfaith
40. Lisa: I know the main reason you slept with me was to get back at your ex. I didn’t mind.
#School #Jewish
41. Alex: I don’t know why everyone said you were annoying. Morning blow jobs and laziness distort one’s judgment.
#School #Interfaith
42. Nancy: You were brassy and sassy. I broke it off because Air Supply was your favorite band.
#Jewish Wedding #Jewish
43. Allison: I always liked you as a person. But that night happened because my friend was with your friend.
#Bar/Club #Interfaith
44. Suri: You struck me with your gentleness and intelligence. You drove me away with your insanity.
#Work #Jewish
45. Amanda: You were a much needed breath of fresh air. But your otherwise polished exterior hid a scary family life.
#Bar/Club #Interfaith
46. Claire: We had a good time, no? But they weren’t kidding about hell, fury and a woman scorned.
#Work #Interfaith
47. Ina: How many years has it been? You were always fun but way too unpredictable.
#Work #Interfaith
48. Marina: I laugh when I think of all the crazy stuff we did. I’ll always like you, sorry I didn’t call to wish you a happy birthday.
#Work #Interfaith
49. Rachel: What a blast that was, blackberries and all! I still think of you and how the long distance thing sucked!
#JDate #Jewish
50. Judith: You just knew, didn’t you? Glad things aren’t so awkward now.
#Indie Minyan #Jewish
51. Jessica: We were breaking the rules, sort of, and it was fun. Why did you have to go and become a Jesus freak?
#Israel trip #Jewish
52. Leah: I knew it wasn’t going to end well, and it didn’t. But who knew it was going to be this bad?
#Israel trip #Jewish
53. Anne: You were the right person at the right time. I knew that you used to date a good friend, I just never brought it up.
#Jewish Event #Jewish
54. Natalia: We had loads of fun, always meeting in different cities. And then you had to get all Russian on me.
#Jewish Event #Jewish
55. Irina: You were like a bolt of lightening out of nowhere! But we clearly can’t be together.
#Jewish Event #Jewish
56. Ally: Someone was paying attention at those Women’s studies classes at Harvard. But I did feel kind of used.
#Jewish Event #Jewish
57. Tammy: You were fun, beautiful and complicated. Glad I was patient and persistent because I wanted to sleep with you right from the start.
#Jewish Event #Jewish
58. Osnat: You were crazy in bed! But it’s not so much fun when that craziness manifests itself in the real world.
#Israel trip #Jewish
59. Chaya: You slept with me because you liked me and you wanted to get back at your ex. Then you married him!?
#Jewish Event #Jewish
60. Nikki: You were a wonderful person, and I tried SO hard. A relationship based solely on sex though, isn’t much of a relationship.
#Jewish Event #Jewish
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Celebrating 10 Years & Marking the End of An Amazing Project
Celebrating 10 Years & Marking the End of An Amazing Project
Bedside Reading with Jewrotica was funny, sexy, and hot all at once. The readings were honest about all kinds of sexuality, but the highlight of the evening was definitely the confessions, written by audience participants. Nobody knew who wrote them, and most were tell-alls that would make your bubbe blush. Unless your bubbe was very, very cool. Then maybe she’d make YOU blush!
My opinion on Jewrotica is: It’s sexy. It’s awesome. It’s Judaism to the next level. It’s what we should all be getting into!
Jewrotica rocks. It’s funny, it’s informative, it’s sexy, it’s interesting. Check it out!
At Jewrotica’s Evening of Bedside Readings, students declaimed monologues on sexual encounters that had a Jewish twist. At Columbia/Barnard Hillel, the speakers pushed their own boundaries by performing a range of explicit narratives that challenged how the audience thought of the relationship to Judaism and sex. During the speakers’ preparation, the arguments about which narratives would be appropriate forced students to take a stand and voice their opinion on their own beliefs about Judaism an… Read more
Jewrotica is something that the community has needed for a long time so that people can actually learn, express and share and have good relationships without having to stumble through life. Check out the site and learn something. Have fun!
Jewrotica is inspiring Jews and erotica with holiness and coolness, and is the pride of progressive Judaism. Jewrotica – awesome!
While many people fear the “sex talk,” Jewrotica offers an opportunity for writers and audiences to speak about sexuality in a open and safe space. When I attended a Jewrotica reading, I heard stories that reminded me that love takes many forms, and that expressing it is a vital part of who we are as a people.
I’m so glad that Jewrotica is represented here at Jewlicious! It’s bringing voices that need to be heard in the Jewish discussion and Jewish climate environment.
I stepped out of my comfort zone to be a part of this. I was glad to open up the topic of sexuality in my community. We are trying to build a safe space to talk about sex. The result I am most happy about coming from this event is that hopefully now my friends know they can come and talk to me, that I can be their ‘safe space’.
Jewrotica was everything I had dreamed of and more: sexy attendees, tantalizing confessions, and well-written literature to boot! More importantly, it empowers us Jews to reach inside and own our sexy selves and heritage!
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