The river was located at the bottom of a slope. Esther had to climb up the hill, then descend down the other side – but she stopped at the peak, spell-bound by the sight illuminated by the moonlight: different couples copulating in the water. Well, not couples exactly. Some of them were threesomes, and there even was a particularly adventurous foursome – headed by Al, of course. But that was not the sight that made Esther feel that she was deflating like yeastless challah: It was the sight of a young, bearded man, in his thirties, plunging his penis into the body of a young woman, in her twenties, with the prettiest pair of tits Esther had ever seen – not that she had seen that many, of course.
Esther was a proper religious girl: The type of girl who only swallowed after baking her rugelach and challah, who sometimes wished she could murmur a quick blessing before ingesting because, after all, semen did have calories, which made it a type of food, didn’t it? And all foods needed to be blessed. The type of girl who wore white underwear in the days after she got her period before immersing in a magical bath. The type of girl who didn’t know that her husband was a cheat. There had been so many lessons about modesty in high school, about which types of socks to wear and how far down a sleeve must extend below the elbow – why hadn’t there been any classes on how to recognize the signs?
When Shmuley got back, he found Esther asleep. He put his hand on her shoulder. “You up?” “Mmm”. He tried to remember the last time they had had a real conversation – not a fight, or a discussion about practical matters, but one of those lengthy verbal exchanges that made you feel as if you were alive. When was the last time he had felt alive? He had hoped that his fling with Erica would answer that question, but instead it just made him feel the way he imagined Adam must have felt while hiding from God in the Garden: tired, confused, and in need of a fig-leaf.
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Jewrotica was everything I had dreamed of and more: sexy attendees, tantalizing confessions, and well-written literature to boot! More importantly, it empowers us Jews to reach inside and own our sexy selves and heritage!
Jewrotica is a great way to ask interesting questions about the interplay between sensuality and Jewish wisdom. Check it out.
Learning about sex and what’s right and wrong when it comes to sex from a Biblical standpoint was an eye opening experience. I completely enjoyed it and think something like this could be a very cool thing to bring to even high school aged Jewish youth groups.
The Jewrotica event “Evening of Jewrotica: Bedside Reading” was awesome. As Master of Confessions, I got to read the deepest, darkest secrets of people in the room out loud… It was scintillating, titillating, and – yes – even educational!
Jewrotica rocks. It’s funny, it’s informative, it’s sexy, it’s interesting. Check it out!
While many people fear the “sex talk,” Jewrotica offers an opportunity for writers and audiences to speak about sexuality in a open and safe space. When I attended a Jewrotica reading, I heard stories that reminded me that love takes many forms, and that expressing it is a vital part of who we are as a people.
I’m Heshy Fried from Frum Satire and I am very, very frum. And I completely support Jewrotica – it’s doing a service to the frum community. We need some sort of kosher sexual education. Jewrotica even has a system that allows frum filters to filter out certain things to make it PG for us. It’s mamish Torah. It’s like The Little Midrash Says for sex.
What an incredible night Jewrotica was!!!! There was this fantastic moment, in a sea of Jews of all sexualities, ages, backgrounds and denominations, that I realized we were all in this together! I hope that there are many more events coming to Austin soon!
You may not tell your mom that you’re going to a live Jewrotica reading (or whatever clever name you will dub these events) but you will tell your friends. However, both would be jealous if they find out that they missed it. I think it will only be a matter of time before Jewrotica helps us reclaim the term “Dirty Jew” the way rap music has done for “The ‘N’ Word.” I know I am now proud to be a Dirty Jew!
Bedside Reading with Jewrotica was funny, sexy, and hot all at once. The readings were honest about all kinds of sexuality, but the highlight of the evening was definitely the confessions, written by audience participants. Nobody knew who wrote them, and most were tell-alls that would make your bubbe blush. Unless your bubbe was very, very cool. Then maybe she’d make YOU blush!
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