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  • The Purim Party

    Written by Chaim Durkheim.  Chaim is a first-time Jewrotica writer. Moshe walks into the hotel ball room for the annual Temple Shalom Purim party. Everyone...

  • The Making of Jewrotica, Part 1 – A Note from Jewrotica Editor Ayo Oppenheimer

    Friends, I’m excited to let you in on the making of Jewrotica, a project that’s been percolating since high school. This will be the first...

  • Jewish Girl Seeks Goy

    Written by C. Sender.  C is a first-time Jewrotica writer. I don’t want to marry a Jewish boy. I am your proverbial nice Jewish girl—good family,...

  • Astray

    Written by Dirty Di.  Di is a first-time Jewrotica writer.  When he arrived in the country for the first time he was happily married and...

  • Kiruv

    Written by Shayna Abramson.  To read Shayna’s essay on the the practice of shomer negiah within the Orthodox Jewish community, check out her article in the Jewrotica...

  • Confession #10 – Baltimore, MD

    I wanted to salvage a really shitty second date with the cute bearded Semitic barista of my dreams, so I kissed him by surprise. Meaning,...

  • Sweet Dreams

    Written by Karalyn Dane.  Karalyn is a first-time Jewrotica writer. Wednesday evening, and Agrat bat Mahlat was cruising down Ocean Drive. It was a balmy...

  • Sex, Not Porn

    Written by Adam Elbaz.  Adam is Jewrotica’s Director of Author and Cultural Outreach.  Please be advised that this article contains explicit language. This article was...

  • Fantasizing in the Gush

    Written by Ophira.  Ophira is a first-time Jewrotica writer.  [Editor’s Note: Be advised that this piece contains references to fantasy and sexual assault that may...

  • Dear Jewrotica – A Note From Jewrotica Editor Ayo Oppenheimer

    Darling readers,  Can you believe that it’s been two weeks since the official launch of Jewrotica?! Did you see our shout-outs on Freaknomics, Jezebel and Gothamist? What...

  • Confession #9 – [City Redacted], CA

    Rumors of the Rabbi sleeping with congregants?  It was true.  And he was great. – Female, 43, (CA)

  • The Best Time I Didn’t Have a Threesome

    Written by Rachel, a member of the world’s most famous threesome.  (The Biblical figures and sisters Rachel and Leah shared a husband – Jacob – and...

  • The Jewish Monkeys Present “Black But Sweet”

    Meet the Jewish Monkeys. They are an unlikely Klezmer Burlesque trio, originally from Europe and now residing in Israel. Gal Zaidner was born in Belgium...

  • Confession #8 – Jerusalem, Israel

    When I was in yeshiva, I would stay at one of my rebbeim’s houses for some shabboses.  They were not just religious, but Mega Religious....