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26. Shelly: I was on a tear. Sorry you got caught in the wake.
#Israel Trip #Jewish

27. Nancy: I know it must have seemed sordid. But I always thought very highly of you.
#Israel Trip #Jewish

28. Miha: In your country that’s considered well brought up. Here, extreme passivity is just super odd.
#Travel #Interfaith

29. Lisa: You were the most amazing lover. But I should have left you after Eilat.
#Israel Trip #Jewish

30. Kathy: The whole “no gag reflex” thing was fantastic! But our entire relationship was mutually dishonest.
#Friends #Interfaith

31. Jen: Longest first date ever! But I saw your Dad’s crazy reflected in you.
#School #Interfaith

32. Nancy: You were very smart and a giving lover, you deserved to be treated better. I didn’t really care about the watch.
#School #Interfaith

33. Renata: I loved how smart, sexy and physically strong you were. Sorry for harping about the Nazi thing so much.
#School #Interfaith

34. Kum He: We met in an arcade and your English was terrible. I was relieved when you went back to Korea 6 weeks later.
#Arcade #Interfaith

35. Allison: You were so hot but totally crazy. You’re still crazy, but I love you anyway.
#School #Jewish

36. Nancy: I know the main reason you slept with me was because you were jealous of my ex. I didn’t mind.
#School #Jewish

37. Arlene: You slept with me because you were mad at your ex. I slept with you because he dragged mud on my floors.
#School #Jewish

38. Maxine: I was always impressed by your singing and writing skills. But mostly I really wanted to sleep with you.
#School #Interfaith

39. Cynthia: Your apartment was dirty and you were all kinds of whacko. But I kind of had to sleep with you.
#School #Interfaith

40. Lisa: I know the main reason you slept with me was to get back at your ex. I didn’t mind.
#School #Jewish

41. Alex: I don’t know why everyone said you were annoying. Morning blow jobs and laziness distort one’s judgment.
#School #Interfaith

42. Nancy: You were brassy and sassy. I broke it off because Air Supply was your favorite band.
#Jewish Wedding #Jewish

43. Allison: I always liked you as a person. But that night happened because my friend was with your friend.
#Bar/Club #Interfaith

44. Suri: You struck me with your gentleness and intelligence. You drove me away with your insanity.
#Work #Jewish

45. Amanda: You were a much needed breath of fresh air. But your otherwise polished exterior hid a scary family life.
#Bar/Club #Interfaith

46. Claire: We had a good time, no? But they weren’t kidding about hell, fury and a woman scorned.
#Work #Interfaith

47. Ina: How many years has it been? You were always fun but way too unpredictable.
#Work #Interfaith

48. Marina: I laugh when I think of all the crazy stuff we did. I’ll always like you, sorry I didn’t call to wish you a happy birthday.
#Work #Interfaith

49. Rachel: What a blast that was, blackberries and all! I still think of you and how the long distance thing sucked!
#JDate #Jewish

50. Judith: You just knew, didn’t you? Glad things aren’t so awkward now.
#Indie Minyan #Jewish

51. Jessica: We were breaking the rules, sort of, and it was fun. Why did you have to go and become a Jesus freak?
#Israel trip #Jewish

52. Leah: I knew it wasn’t going to end well, and it didn’t. But who knew it was going to be this bad?
#Israel trip #Jewish

53. Anne: You were the right person at the right time. I knew that you used to date a good friend, I just never brought it up.
#Jewish Event #Jewish

54. Natalia: We had loads of fun, always meeting in different cities. And then you had to get all Russian on me.
#Jewish Event #Jewish

55. Irina: You were like a bolt of lightening out of nowhere! But we clearly can’t be together.
#Jewish Event #Jewish

56. Ally: Someone was paying attention at those Women’s studies classes at Harvard. But I did feel kind of used.
#Jewish Event #Jewish

57. Tammy: You were fun, beautiful and complicated. Glad I was patient and persistent because I wanted to sleep with you right from the start.
#Jewish Event #Jewish

58. Osnat: You were crazy in bed! But it’s not so much fun when that craziness manifests itself in the real world.
#Israel trip #Jewish

59. Chaya: You slept with me because you liked me and you wanted to get back at your ex. Then you married him!?
#Jewish Event #Jewish

60. Nikki: You were a wonderful person, and I tried SO hard. A relationship based solely on sex though, isn’t much of a relationship.
#Jewish Event #Jewish

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  • bazbaz

    i bet everyone has a list like this somewhere.

    • keith

      nope. not even thougt of writing one. neither do i see any need for it now.

  • Harvey

    I have a list just like this! But it’s one I’d rather keep to myself. I’m married now and the past is the past but when asked by significant others how many women I had been with, the answer was always 12. This is good advice boys. Always say 12. Trust me.

  • It seems like the author has nothing positive to say about any of his partners which saddens me, if you don’t like these people why are you having sex with them?
    I have a list like this too though it’s shorter and I really only have positive things to say, even when an experience wasn’t great I learned something from it and it made the next one better.

    • I’m with you, Jon. Felt similarly.

    • Marek

      Aren’t you just precious Jon Judge? Every single one of your past relationships was picture perfect. That is just so wonderful for you! Please tell the author and the rest of us lesser life forms what it’s like to be amazing you.

  • Anon

    I am the author of this post which I had originally submitted to Jewlicious. After some editorial assistance, ck suggested it be submitted to Jewrotica instead. I expected some criticism, first for the numbers involved and secondly because you can’t really do justice to a relationship, even a brief one, in two lines. I think this list is more about me than it is about the women involved. I should add right now that I have nothing but the deepest respect for each and every one of them. I am thankful for the opportunity to have shared intimacy and knowledge of each other. Each person and experience has become an inextricable part of who I am. I may not always have been such a great guy, and I know that I’m probably not such a fantastic person right now. The point is that I am committed to further evolution as a person and as a Jew. Part of that process involves looking forward while examining the past and I suppose that’s what this post was about. Thank you for posting it and taking the time to read it.

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