Have you ever thought, “Damn, that rabbi’s sexy?” If so, now is the time start filling out a nomination for Jewrotica’s Annual Sexiest Rabbi Contest!
We’ll be looking for a few criteria:
A. The Solomon effect: Does your rabbi woo you with words of wisdom, his sermons always leaving you wanting more? Do her maneuvers with the words of this week’s parshah fill you with the desire to open a Torah scroll?
B. The Tikun Olam impact: Does your rabbi work hard to make the world a better place, by fighting for causes she believes in? Does he bind himself to activism and social justice?
C: The Oomph factor: What makes your rabbi extra special? Do they have a certain je ne sais quoi that you find alluring?
Please make sure to fill in the appropriate boxes, and remember to check back in January to see who the winners are!
Note: Being nominated does not imply in any way, shape, or form that the rabbi in question endorses Jewrotica, its mission, or its contents. Also note, we’re not looking to objectify Rabbis on the basis of their physical appearance. Mere physical attractiveness does not play into our final assessments at all.
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