Written by Dr. Limor Blockman. Born and raised in Haifa (Israel), Dr.Limor religiously relates her writing to her origins and her Judaism. For more writing by Dr. Limor, check out the Jewrotica Fantasies series and her website: http://www.drlimor.com/about-dr-limor/.
If I choose you, will you
write me lavish love letters laced in my menstrual
blood
that you collected in some
Faustian manner?
And
if I choose you,will you
be there for me standing
strong
like a lecherous
Adonis
taking poisoned arrows
I skillfully shoot straight through
your new buttoned
shirt?
If I choose you, will you
let me play
princess
in a puffy skirt sans
underwear
walking on an elevated
poolside
to effortlessly level with your glorious
6’4″?
And
if you choose me, I will
invite you on a moonlit
date
where the stars can carve
through my ravenous
body
spreadeagled on the moist ground
awaiting your immense
9″ invasion.
Celebrating 10 Years & Marking the End of An Amazing Project
Celebrating 10 Years & Marking the End of An Amazing Project
At Jewrotica’s Evening of Bedside Readings, students declaimed monologues on sexual encounters that had a Jewish twist. At Columbia/Barnard Hillel, the speakers pushed their own boundaries by performing a range of explicit narratives that challenged how the audience thought of the relationship to Judaism and sex. During the speakers’ preparation, the arguments about which narratives would be appropriate forced students to take a stand and voice their opinion on their own beliefs about Judaism an… Read more
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