26. Shelly: I was on a tear. Sorry you got caught in the wake.
#Israel Trip #Jewish
27. Nancy: I know it must have seemed sordid. But I always thought very highly of you.
#Israel Trip #Jewish
28. Miha: In your country that’s considered well brought up. Here, extreme passivity is just super odd.
#Travel #Interfaith
29. Lisa: You were the most amazing lover. But I should have left you after Eilat.
#Israel Trip #Jewish
30. Kathy: The whole “no gag reflex” thing was fantastic! But our entire relationship was mutually dishonest.
#Friends #Interfaith
31. Jen: Longest first date ever! But I saw your Dad’s crazy reflected in you.
#School #Interfaith
32. Nancy: You were very smart and a giving lover, you deserved to be treated better. I didn’t really care about the watch.
#School #Interfaith
33. Renata: I loved how smart, sexy and physically strong you were. Sorry for harping about the Nazi thing so much.
#School #Interfaith
34. Kum He: We met in an arcade and your English was terrible. I was relieved when you went back to Korea 6 weeks later.
#Arcade #Interfaith
35. Allison: You were so hot but totally crazy. You’re still crazy, but I love you anyway.
#School #Jewish
36. Nancy: I know the main reason you slept with me was because you were jealous of my ex. I didn’t mind.
#School #Jewish
37. Arlene: You slept with me because you were mad at your ex. I slept with you because he dragged mud on my floors.
#School #Jewish
38. Maxine: I was always impressed by your singing and writing skills. But mostly I really wanted to sleep with you.
#School #Interfaith
39. Cynthia: Your apartment was dirty and you were all kinds of whacko. But I kind of had to sleep with you.
#School #Interfaith
40. Lisa: I know the main reason you slept with me was to get back at your ex. I didn’t mind.
#School #Jewish
41. Alex: I don’t know why everyone said you were annoying. Morning blow jobs and laziness distort one’s judgment.
#School #Interfaith
42. Nancy: You were brassy and sassy. I broke it off because Air Supply was your favorite band.
#Jewish Wedding #Jewish
43. Allison: I always liked you as a person. But that night happened because my friend was with your friend.
#Bar/Club #Interfaith
44. Suri: You struck me with your gentleness and intelligence. You drove me away with your insanity.
#Work #Jewish
45. Amanda: You were a much needed breath of fresh air. But your otherwise polished exterior hid a scary family life.
#Bar/Club #Interfaith
46. Claire: We had a good time, no? But they weren’t kidding about hell, fury and a woman scorned.
#Work #Interfaith
47. Ina: How many years has it been? You were always fun but way too unpredictable.
#Work #Interfaith
48. Marina: I laugh when I think of all the crazy stuff we did. I’ll always like you, sorry I didn’t call to wish you a happy birthday.
#Work #Interfaith
49. Rachel: What a blast that was, blackberries and all! I still think of you and how the long distance thing sucked!
#JDate #Jewish
50. Judith: You just knew, didn’t you? Glad things aren’t so awkward now.
#Indie Minyan #Jewish
51. Jessica: We were breaking the rules, sort of, and it was fun. Why did you have to go and become a Jesus freak?
#Israel trip #Jewish
52. Leah: I knew it wasn’t going to end well, and it didn’t. But who knew it was going to be this bad?
#Israel trip #Jewish
53. Anne: You were the right person at the right time. I knew that you used to date a good friend, I just never brought it up.
#Jewish Event #Jewish
54. Natalia: We had loads of fun, always meeting in different cities. And then you had to get all Russian on me.
#Jewish Event #Jewish
55. Irina: You were like a bolt of lightening out of nowhere! But we clearly can’t be together.
#Jewish Event #Jewish
56. Ally: Someone was paying attention at those Women’s studies classes at Harvard. But I did feel kind of used.
#Jewish Event #Jewish
57. Tammy: You were fun, beautiful and complicated. Glad I was patient and persistent because I wanted to sleep with you right from the start.
#Jewish Event #Jewish
58. Osnat: You were crazy in bed! But it’s not so much fun when that craziness manifests itself in the real world.
#Israel trip #Jewish
59. Chaya: You slept with me because you liked me and you wanted to get back at your ex. Then you married him!?
#Jewish Event #Jewish
60. Nikki: You were a wonderful person, and I tried SO hard. A relationship based solely on sex though, isn’t much of a relationship.
#Jewish Event #Jewish
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Celebrating 10 Years & Marking the End of An Amazing Project
Celebrating 10 Years & Marking the End of An Amazing Project
The people behind Jewrotica are quite quality! I have confidence that any project these folks take on will be equally quality.
Learning about sex and what’s right and wrong when it comes to sex from a Biblical standpoint was an eye opening experience. I completely enjoyed it and think something like this could be a very cool thing to bring to even high school aged Jewish youth groups.
What an incredible night Jewrotica was!!!! There was this fantastic moment, in a sea of Jews of all sexualities, ages, backgrounds and denominations, that I realized we were all in this together! I hope that there are many more events coming to Austin soon!
I’m Heshy Fried from Frum Satire and I am very, very frum. And I completely support Jewrotica – it’s doing a service to the frum community. We need some sort of kosher sexual education. Jewrotica even has a system that allows frum filters to filter out certain things to make it PG for us. It’s mamish Torah. It’s like The Little Midrash Says for sex.
Such an amazing experience! The Sarah Lawrence Jewrotica workshop was more than I could have ever expected – a comfortable, safe, sultry environment where participants clearly felt good about sharing or listening to each other’s intimate experiences and relating them to sexy stories from the Torah. From the moment the workshop began, Ayo had a sweet presence that was kinetic and spread around the room; her storytelling abilities had everyone enraptured and made the conversation topics relata… Read more
At Jewrotica’s Evening of Bedside Readings, students declaimed monologues on sexual encounters that had a Jewish twist. At Columbia/Barnard Hillel, the speakers pushed their own boundaries by performing a range of explicit narratives that challenged how the audience thought of the relationship to Judaism and sex. During the speakers’ preparation, the arguments about which narratives would be appropriate forced students to take a stand and voice their opinion on their own beliefs about Judaism an… Read more
I love the inclusiveness – there is something for everyone, in and out of the Jewish community.
I’m into Jewrotica. I went in for my second circumcision.
You may not tell your mom that you’re going to a live Jewrotica reading (or whatever clever name you will dub these events) but you will tell your friends. However, both would be jealous if they find out that they missed it. I think it will only be a matter of time before Jewrotica helps us reclaim the term “Dirty Jew” the way rap music has done for “The ‘N’ Word.” I know I am now proud to be a Dirty Jew!
I’m so glad that Jewrotica is represented here at Jewlicious! It’s bringing voices that need to be heard in the Jewish discussion and Jewish climate environment.
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