120 Lines About 60 Women

26. Shelly: I was on a tear. Sorry you got caught in the wake.
#Israel Trip #Jewish

27. Nancy: I know it must have seemed sordid. But I always thought very highly of you.
#Israel Trip #Jewish

28. Miha: In your country that’s considered well brought up. Here, extreme passivity is just super odd.
#Travel #Interfaith

29. Lisa: You were the most amazing lover. But I should have left you after Eilat.
#Israel Trip #Jewish

30. Kathy: The whole “no gag reflex” thing was fantastic! But our entire relationship was mutually dishonest.
#Friends #Interfaith

31. Jen: Longest first date ever! But I saw your Dad’s crazy reflected in you.
#School #Interfaith

32. Nancy: You were very smart and a giving lover, you deserved to be treated better. I didn’t really care about the watch.
#School #Interfaith

33. Renata: I loved how smart, sexy and physically strong you were. Sorry for harping about the Nazi thing so much.
#School #Interfaith

34. Kum He: We met in an arcade and your English was terrible. I was relieved when you went back to Korea 6 weeks later.
#Arcade #Interfaith

35. Allison: You were so hot but totally crazy. You’re still crazy, but I love you anyway.
#School #Jewish

36. Nancy: I know the main reason you slept with me was because you were jealous of my ex. I didn’t mind.
#School #Jewish

37. Arlene: You slept with me because you were mad at your ex. I slept with you because he dragged mud on my floors.
#School #Jewish

38. Maxine: I was always impressed by your singing and writing skills. But mostly I really wanted to sleep with you.
#School #Interfaith

39. Cynthia: Your apartment was dirty and you were all kinds of whacko. But I kind of had to sleep with you.
#School #Interfaith

40. Lisa: I know the main reason you slept with me was to get back at your ex. I didn’t mind.
#School #Jewish

41. Alex: I don’t know why everyone said you were annoying. Morning blow jobs and laziness distort one’s judgment.
#School #Interfaith

42. Nancy: You were brassy and sassy. I broke it off because Air Supply was your favorite band.
#Jewish Wedding #Jewish

43. Allison: I always liked you as a person. But that night happened because my friend was with your friend.
#Bar/Club #Interfaith

44. Suri: You struck me with your gentleness and intelligence. You drove me away with your insanity.
#Work #Jewish

45. Amanda: You were a much needed breath of fresh air. But your otherwise polished exterior hid a scary family life.
#Bar/Club #Interfaith

46. Claire: We had a good time, no? But they weren’t kidding about hell, fury and a woman scorned.
#Work #Interfaith

47. Ina: How many years has it been? You were always fun but way too unpredictable.
#Work #Interfaith

48. Marina: I laugh when I think of all the crazy stuff we did. I’ll always like you, sorry I didn’t call to wish you a happy birthday.
#Work #Interfaith

49. Rachel: What a blast that was, blackberries and all! I still think of you and how the long distance thing sucked!
#JDate #Jewish

50. Judith: You just knew, didn’t you? Glad things aren’t so awkward now.
#Indie Minyan #Jewish

51. Jessica: We were breaking the rules, sort of, and it was fun. Why did you have to go and become a Jesus freak?
#Israel trip #Jewish

52. Leah: I knew it wasn’t going to end well, and it didn’t. But who knew it was going to be this bad?
#Israel trip #Jewish

53. Anne: You were the right person at the right time. I knew that you used to date a good friend, I just never brought it up.
#Jewish Event #Jewish

54. Natalia: We had loads of fun, always meeting in different cities. And then you had to get all Russian on me.
#Jewish Event #Jewish

55. Irina: You were like a bolt of lightening out of nowhere! But we clearly can’t be together.
#Jewish Event #Jewish

56. Ally: Someone was paying attention at those Women’s studies classes at Harvard. But I did feel kind of used.
#Jewish Event #Jewish

57. Tammy: You were fun, beautiful and complicated. Glad I was patient and persistent because I wanted to sleep with you right from the start.
#Jewish Event #Jewish

58. Osnat: You were crazy in bed! But it’s not so much fun when that craziness manifests itself in the real world.
#Israel trip #Jewish

59. Chaya: You slept with me because you liked me and you wanted to get back at your ex. Then you married him!?
#Jewish Event #Jewish

60. Nikki: You were a wonderful person, and I tried SO hard. A relationship based solely on sex though, isn’t much of a relationship.
#Jewish Event #Jewish

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