Jewrotica Chanukah Gift Guide and Song
Written by Karalyn Dane. Check out Karalyn’s Ten Commandments of Thanksgiving.
On the first night of Hanukkah, 
my true love gave to me
a sex toy with a playlist!
On the second night of Hanukkah,
my true love gave to me
Two body stockings,
And a sex toy with a playlist!
On the third night of Hanukkah,
my true love gave to me
Three lace thongs,
Two body stockings,
And a sex toy with a playlist!
On the fourth night of Hanukkah,
my true love gave to me
Four push up bras,
Three lace thongs,
Two body stockings,
And a sex toy with a playlist!
On the fifth night of Hanukkah,
my true love gave to me
Five French corsets,
Four push up bras,
Three lace thongs,
Two body stockings,
And a sex toy with a playlist!
On the sixth night of Hanukkah,
my true love gave to me
Six bars of chocolate,
Five French corsets,
Four push up bras,
Three lace thongs,
Two body stockings,
And a sex toy with a playlist!
On the seventh night of Hanukkah,
my true love gave to me
Seven massage candles,
Six bars of chocolate,
Five French corsets,
Four push up bras,
Three lace thongs,
Two body stockings,
And a sex toy with a playlist!
On the eighth night of Hanukkah,
my true love gave to me
Eight Jewrotica tees,
Seven massage candles,
Six bars of chocolate,
Five French corsets,
Four push up bras,
Three lace thongs,
Two body stockings,
And a sex toy with a playlist!
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