She slipped out of bed.
“Ay! Now it has my attention,” he said, sliding his hand under her gown and craning his neck around to admire her form.
Rebecca giggled and kissed him, pressing against the swelling in his trousers.
Alejandro took her hand and led her far across the city to the neighborhood where they had grown up, to the park where they had so often lain together. They spread a blanket in the soft grass, on one side of the large oak tree, and lay down.
*
Sra. Juarez sat on the bed, dressed, waiting for her eldest daughter, Consuela. She heard a commotion in the hallway, reached for her canes, and went to see what it was.
The volunteer came out of Doña Levy’s room, caught sight of Sra. Juarez, burst into tears and ran past her, crying. The doctor emerged, dialing a number on his cellphone.
“Good afternoon. I am Dr. Jimenez from the Jalisca Home for the Elderly. May I speak to Rabbi Safra, please? Yes, it is urgent.”
Sra. Juarez went back inside her room and sat down.
Consuela and two of her children soon arrived.
“Mama? Are you ready? Everything is packed. Tomas and Enrique have the basket.”
Sra. Juarez’s two youngest grandsons proudly brandished the laden basket.
“Mama?”
“We have to make a stop first.”
*
Sra. Juarez lay on the cot in her small tent in the cemetery, cradling the basket. “No long faces,” she told Tomas and Enrique, “only I can see Grandpa tonight, but here, give me a lot of kisses and I will pass them on to him, eh?”
Her grandsons kissed her goodnight and followed their mother to their own, adjacent, tent. To the muffled sound of chanted prayers from the many nearby tents, Sra. Juarez fell fast asleep.
*
“There you are, woman!” Jorge exclaimed as he sat on the grass, his back against the oak tree. “I have been waiting for you since sunset; God, I’m famished!”
Sra. Juarez gazed at Jorge. He had that look in his eye, the same one that he and Alejandro used to practice on her and Doña Levy.
“For me, or for what’s in here?” She held up the basket.
“Well, both. Is that wrong?”
Sra. Juarez grinned. “Are they here?”
Jorge whistled. “Hey, Alejandro! You hungry?”
Alejandro peeked around the tree. “Maria! Hello, welcome! What’s in the basket?”
“Two pickled tongue sandwiches and a bottle of that sweet wine, the kind you hate, from that kosher deli on Calle de las Fronteras. I got there just before closing; it was all they had.”
“That’s OK. I like the tongue…”
There was a loud slap.
“…OW!”
Jorge laughed; Sra. Juarez watched anxiously.
Doña Levy reached her arms around Alejandro and gazed at her friend. “I’m sorry I didn’t give you much time.”
Tears welled in Sra. Juarez’s eyes.
“Oh, no! No weeping here,” Jorge declared, “Today is the Day of the Dead; we must be happy! Let’s eat!”
“No, Jorge,” Doña Levy smiled, “I’m not done with your friend here yet.” She caressed Alejandro’s chest and nibbled his neck.
Sra. Juarez laughed. “And I haven’t even started with you yet, old man!”
“Who you calling ‘old man’?” Jorge rose and pulled his wife to him. “Hey, Alejandro! We’ll eat later. The night is still young and sunrise is a long way off.”
Celebrating 10 Years & Marking the End of An Amazing Project
Celebrating 10 Years & Marking the End of An Amazing Project
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I’m Heshy Fried from Frum Satire and I am very, very frum. And I completely support Jewrotica – it’s doing a service to the frum community. We need some sort of kosher sexual education. Jewrotica even has a system that allows frum filters to filter out certain things to make it PG for us. It’s mamish Torah. It’s like The Little Midrash Says for sex.
The Jewrotica event “Evening of Jewrotica: Bedside Reading” was awesome. As Master of Confessions, I got to read the deepest, darkest secrets of people in the room out loud… It was scintillating, titillating, and – yes – even educational!
I attended and participated in last month’s Jewrotica event. The engaging performers and Ayo, our inviting host, inspired the audience to feel like one big community. What a great way to inspire our community to embrace sex as a beautiful thing that can be fun, exciting, sacred, sensual, ridiculous, scary and everything in between!
Such an amazing experience! The Sarah Lawrence Jewrotica workshop was more than I could have ever expected – a comfortable, safe, sultry environment where participants clearly felt good about sharing or listening to each other’s intimate experiences and relating them to sexy stories from the Torah. From the moment the workshop began, Ayo had a sweet presence that was kinetic and spread around the room; her storytelling abilities had everyone enraptured and made the conversation topics relata… Read more
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My opinion on Jewrotica is: It’s sexy. It’s awesome. It’s Judaism to the next level. It’s what we should all be getting into!
Jewrotica is awesome. It expands the mind and for people who were raised with narrow views on sexuality. Whether you are Jewish or not, or in different sects of Judaism like Orthodox, Conservative or Reform, no matter what your background or where you’re from, Jewrotica gets you to see Judaism and how it relates to sexuality in new ways. I really appreciate Ayo being here and helping us learn different ways to connect with our sexuality.
Learning about sex and what’s right and wrong when it comes to sex from a Biblical standpoint was an eye opening experience. I completely enjoyed it and think something like this could be a very cool thing to bring to even high school aged Jewish youth groups.
The people behind Jewrotica are quite quality! I have confidence that any project these folks take on will be equally quality.
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