She slipped out of bed.
“Ay! Now it has my attention,” he said, sliding his hand under her gown and craning his neck around to admire her form.
Rebecca giggled and kissed him, pressing against the swelling in his trousers.
Alejandro took her hand and led her far across the city to the neighborhood where they had grown up, to the park where they had so often lain together. They spread a blanket in the soft grass, on one side of the large oak tree, and lay down.
*
Sra. Juarez sat on the bed, dressed, waiting for her eldest daughter, Consuela. She heard a commotion in the hallway, reached for her canes, and went to see what it was.
The volunteer came out of Doña Levy’s room, caught sight of Sra. Juarez, burst into tears and ran past her, crying. The doctor emerged, dialing a number on his cellphone.
“Good afternoon. I am Dr. Jimenez from the Jalisca Home for the Elderly. May I speak to Rabbi Safra, please? Yes, it is urgent.”
Sra. Juarez went back inside her room and sat down.
Consuela and two of her children soon arrived.
“Mama? Are you ready? Everything is packed. Tomas and Enrique have the basket.”
Sra. Juarez’s two youngest grandsons proudly brandished the laden basket.
“Mama?”
“We have to make a stop first.”
*
Sra. Juarez lay on the cot in her small tent in the cemetery, cradling the basket. “No long faces,” she told Tomas and Enrique, “only I can see Grandpa tonight, but here, give me a lot of kisses and I will pass them on to him, eh?”
Her grandsons kissed her goodnight and followed their mother to their own, adjacent, tent. To the muffled sound of chanted prayers from the many nearby tents, Sra. Juarez fell fast asleep.
*
“There you are, woman!” Jorge exclaimed as he sat on the grass, his back against the oak tree. “I have been waiting for you since sunset; God, I’m famished!”
Sra. Juarez gazed at Jorge. He had that look in his eye, the same one that he and Alejandro used to practice on her and Doña Levy.
“For me, or for what’s in here?” She held up the basket.
“Well, both. Is that wrong?”
Sra. Juarez grinned. “Are they here?”
Jorge whistled. “Hey, Alejandro! You hungry?”
Alejandro peeked around the tree. “Maria! Hello, welcome! What’s in the basket?”
“Two pickled tongue sandwiches and a bottle of that sweet wine, the kind you hate, from that kosher deli on Calle de las Fronteras. I got there just before closing; it was all they had.”
“That’s OK. I like the tongue…”
There was a loud slap.
“…OW!”
Jorge laughed; Sra. Juarez watched anxiously.
Doña Levy reached her arms around Alejandro and gazed at her friend. “I’m sorry I didn’t give you much time.”
Tears welled in Sra. Juarez’s eyes.
“Oh, no! No weeping here,” Jorge declared, “Today is the Day of the Dead; we must be happy! Let’s eat!”
“No, Jorge,” Doña Levy smiled, “I’m not done with your friend here yet.” She caressed Alejandro’s chest and nibbled his neck.
Sra. Juarez laughed. “And I haven’t even started with you yet, old man!”
“Who you calling ‘old man’?” Jorge rose and pulled his wife to him. “Hey, Alejandro! We’ll eat later. The night is still young and sunrise is a long way off.”
Celebrating 10 Years & Marking the End of An Amazing Project
Celebrating 10 Years & Marking the End of An Amazing Project
Learning about sex and what’s right and wrong when it comes to sex from a Biblical standpoint was an eye opening experience. I completely enjoyed it and think something like this could be a very cool thing to bring to even high school aged Jewish youth groups.
You may not tell your mom that you’re going to a live Jewrotica reading (or whatever clever name you will dub these events) but you will tell your friends. However, both would be jealous if they find out that they missed it. I think it will only be a matter of time before Jewrotica helps us reclaim the term “Dirty Jew” the way rap music has done for “The ‘N’ Word.” I know I am now proud to be a Dirty Jew!
I attended and participated in last month’s Jewrotica event. The engaging performers and Ayo, our inviting host, inspired the audience to feel like one big community. What a great way to inspire our community to embrace sex as a beautiful thing that can be fun, exciting, sacred, sensual, ridiculous, scary and everything in between!
The Jewrotica event “Evening of Jewrotica: Bedside Reading” was awesome. As Master of Confessions, I got to read the deepest, darkest secrets of people in the room out loud… It was scintillating, titillating, and – yes – even educational!
Bedside Reading with Jewrotica was funny, sexy, and hot all at once. The readings were honest about all kinds of sexuality, but the highlight of the evening was definitely the confessions, written by audience participants. Nobody knew who wrote them, and most were tell-alls that would make your bubbe blush. Unless your bubbe was very, very cool. Then maybe she’d make YOU blush!
I love the inclusiveness – there is something for everyone, in and out of the Jewish community.
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Jewrotica was everything I had dreamed of and more: sexy attendees, tantalizing confessions, and well-written literature to boot! More importantly, it empowers us Jews to reach inside and own our sexy selves and heritage!
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