Written by Michael A. Michael is a first-time Jewrotica writer.
The previous dates had been so full of sexual tension, I thought we would both stop breathing. We both knew we were supposed to be keeping shomer negiah, “guarding touch” like we learned in our yeshiva and seminary. But I had never been good at keeping the rules and, from her provocative smile, I had a feeling that she wasn’t either.
When we got up from the coffee table, I had to awkwardly cover the bulge protruding from my slacks. She noticed and gave a coy but wide smile. Her full lips were turning my body into a blazing furnace and the shape of her breasts through her sweater made me yearn to take those succulent nipples between my teeth.
As we walked towards my waiting car, I stared at her confident gait and her full, firm ass. I could not make out any panty lines and assumed she was wearing a thong or g-string. My mind and imagination wandered as my throbbing continued, and I shifted uneasily, trying to relieve the pressure.
As we drove along the avenue, talking about our next destination, she suddenly asked: “Can we talk about what turns us on?” I was suddenly fully, painfully erect. My voice quivered. “Sure.”
She giggled.
She began with general questions about looks and personality and we bantered back and forth. Then she asked “So, what makes you hard?” I stuttered, and she giggled again.
“I saw before you were…well….excited. Does that happen often? Is it ME?” she asked playfully.
Without thinking, I turned off the road to a dark parking lot, empty aside from a sole car with out-of-state plates.
“It happens pretty often,” I told her, my voice unexpectedly husky, “but this time it’s definitely your fault.”
She laughed again, and the sound raked my over-sensitive skin. “Can I…see it?”
Whoa. This was so much, so fast. “Um…I guess?” I liked that she was being so forward, but it surprised me. This was not what we learned to expect from seminary girls.
“Let’s move to the back seat,” she suggested, her voice throatier than it was just moments before.
Guess I’m not the only one turned on, I thought, before deciding to leverage this moment.
“If you see mine, I want to see all of you,” I bargained, already sprawled across the back seat.
She smiled a sexy, shiny smile, having refreshed her lip gloss at some convenient moment I had not noticed. She pulled her sweater over her head and undid her bra in one swift movement. All I had time to do was sit her on my lap.
Celebrating 10 Years & Marking the End of An Amazing Project
Celebrating 10 Years & Marking the End of An Amazing Project
The Jewrotica event “Evening of Jewrotica: Bedside Reading” was awesome. As Master of Confessions, I got to read the deepest, darkest secrets of people in the room out loud… It was scintillating, titillating, and – yes – even educational!
Bedside Reading with Jewrotica was funny, sexy, and hot all at once. The readings were honest about all kinds of sexuality, but the highlight of the evening was definitely the confessions, written by audience participants. Nobody knew who wrote them, and most were tell-alls that would make your bubbe blush. Unless your bubbe was very, very cool. Then maybe she’d make YOU blush!
You may not tell your mom that you’re going to a live Jewrotica reading (or whatever clever name you will dub these events) but you will tell your friends. However, both would be jealous if they find out that they missed it. I think it will only be a matter of time before Jewrotica helps us reclaim the term “Dirty Jew” the way rap music has done for “The ‘N’ Word.” I know I am now proud to be a Dirty Jew!
Jewrotica rocks. It’s funny, it’s informative, it’s sexy, it’s interesting. Check it out!
Jewrotica is inspiring Jews and erotica with holiness and coolness, and is the pride of progressive Judaism. Jewrotica – awesome!
Learning about sex and what’s right and wrong when it comes to sex from a Biblical standpoint was an eye opening experience. I completely enjoyed it and think something like this could be a very cool thing to bring to even high school aged Jewish youth groups.
I’m so glad that Jewrotica is represented here at Jewlicious! It’s bringing voices that need to be heard in the Jewish discussion and Jewish climate environment.
I stepped out of my comfort zone to be a part of this. I was glad to open up the topic of sexuality in my community. We are trying to build a safe space to talk about sex. The result I am most happy about coming from this event is that hopefully now my friends know they can come and talk to me, that I can be their ‘safe space’.
I’m Heshy Fried from Frum Satire and I am very, very frum. And I completely support Jewrotica – it’s doing a service to the frum community. We need some sort of kosher sexual education. Jewrotica even has a system that allows frum filters to filter out certain things to make it PG for us. It’s mamish Torah. It’s like The Little Midrash Says for sex.
I attended and participated in last month’s Jewrotica event. The engaging performers and Ayo, our inviting host, inspired the audience to feel like one big community. What a great way to inspire our community to embrace sex as a beautiful thing that can be fun, exciting, sacred, sensual, ridiculous, scary and everything in between!
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