Confession #10 – Baltimore, MD
I wanted to salvage a really shitty second date with the cute bearded Semitic barista of my dreams, so I kissed him by surprise. Meaning, I stuck my face into his face, dryly pecked his lips, and ran away before he could react.
Pathetically, I was 22, not 13.
Needless to say, we didn’t have a third date.
– Gender Unspecified, 24, Baltimore (MD)
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