HotChat
Baby, I’m going to HotChat you tonight
Pour almond oil on my silver tongue
And lick a Highway 69 across your bicoastal
Shoulders. I’m a headhunter
Itching to make you cross my Bridge
Of Sighs—do I have a job—Beat you out
Of the bushes and make sure I get my dibs.
Here’s my tongue, my teeth, my mouth
As you pixel my skin with soft kisses
‘Til I totter on the painted edge;
Make my Bézier curves miss
The way you use my ass for a ledge.
But then what will you do
When I close the window on you?
Puberty Patty Melt
Everywhere she looks she sees naked bodies
with dimpled breasts, a thousand penises
wrapped around each other like circus
elephants until she dissolves back
into history class, fifth period.
She sees her mother and father doing it
on the bare kitchen table, without a cloth,
inviting friends over for a light course
of nipples and fried pubic hair breaded
with urine and crushed pretzels, chips.
Everything she hears is an invitation to sex:
suck my boob, dick, lick my vagina hard;
incantations follow: I want, I want to,
the Exorcist girl twirls her green baton.
No stupid. That’s some cheerleader’s vomit.
She wants her other body back, the one that
doesn’t itch and get hot and make her
have cyber sex with people twice her age.
She wants to go to school, get straight As,
kick goals with the strength of 50 monkeys.
She wants the music to start playing right now.
Celebrating 10 Years & Marking the End of An Amazing Project
Celebrating 10 Years & Marking the End of An Amazing Project
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I had a great time deejaying at the Jewrotica event at Columbia University. The live readings were hilarious, informative, and in some cases, deeply moving. I know that I, along with many of my AEPi fraternity brothers, loved being able to connect our Judaism and our sexuality in a way that made all of us feel comfortable and welcome. I look forward to being a part of this again in the future!
While many people fear the “sex talk,” Jewrotica offers an opportunity for writers and audiences to speak about sexuality in a open and safe space. When I attended a Jewrotica reading, I heard stories that reminded me that love takes many forms, and that expressing it is a vital part of who we are as a people.
What an incredible night Jewrotica was!!!! There was this fantastic moment, in a sea of Jews of all sexualities, ages, backgrounds and denominations, that I realized we were all in this together! I hope that there are many more events coming to Austin soon!
The people behind Jewrotica are quite quality! I have confidence that any project these folks take on will be equally quality.
Bedside Reading with Jewrotica was funny, sexy, and hot all at once. The readings were honest about all kinds of sexuality, but the highlight of the evening was definitely the confessions, written by audience participants. Nobody knew who wrote them, and most were tell-alls that would make your bubbe blush. Unless your bubbe was very, very cool. Then maybe she’d make YOU blush!
My opinion on Jewrotica is: It’s sexy. It’s awesome. It’s Judaism to the next level. It’s what we should all be getting into!
Jewrotica is inspiring Jews and erotica with holiness and coolness, and is the pride of progressive Judaism. Jewrotica – awesome!
I’m Heshy Fried from Frum Satire and I am very, very frum. And I completely support Jewrotica – it’s doing a service to the frum community. We need some sort of kosher sexual education. Jewrotica even has a system that allows frum filters to filter out certain things to make it PG for us. It’s mamish Torah. It’s like The Little Midrash Says for sex.
You may not tell your mom that you’re going to a live Jewrotica reading (or whatever clever name you will dub these events) but you will tell your friends. However, both would be jealous if they find out that they missed it. I think it will only be a matter of time before Jewrotica helps us reclaim the term “Dirty Jew” the way rap music has done for “The ‘N’ Word.” I know I am now proud to be a Dirty Jew!
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