Elijah Blumov – Jewrotica

Elijah is a college-bound student who has worn the masks of actor, singer, writer, Hip Hop lyricist, and DJ. Elijah is a passionate believer in the fulfillment of one's potential self, and strives for excellence in all aspects of life, from the lecherous to the sublime.

Morality And Our Secret Sins: A Yom Kippur Musing
By Elijah Blumov on October 1, 2014
Image Credit Written by Elijah Blumov. Elijah is a DJ, actor, hip hop lyricist and singer living in Brooklyn, NY. Elijah hails from Austin, Texas....
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Morality And Our Secret Sins: A Yom Kippur Musing
By Elijah Blumov on September 18, 2013
Image Credit Written by Elijah Blumov. Elijah is a DJ, actor, hip hop lyricist and singer living in Brooklyn, NY. Elijah hails from Austin, Texas....
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Double Mitzvah – Shemini (Shabbat of Passover)
By Elijah Blumov on March 29, 2013
Written by Elijah Blumov. Elijah, a first-time Jewrotica writer and Double Mitzvah contributor, is a student, actor and DJ in Austin, Texas. Enjoy your sneak...

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You may not tell your mom that you’re going to a live Jewrotica reading (or whatever clever name you will dub these events) but you will tell your friends. However, both would be jealous if they find out that they missed it. I think it will only be a matter of time before Jewrotica helps us reclaim the term “Dirty Jew” the way rap music has done for “The ‘N’ Word.” I know I am now proud to be a Dirty Jew!

Ozzy Zion Nelson, Former Hillel JCSC Fellow and Quizmaster at Geeks Who Drink

The people behind Jewrotica are quite quality! I have confidence that any project these folks take on will be equally quality.

Rabbi Drew Kaplan, Chaplain at Long Beach Hillels

Jewrotica was everything I had dreamed of and more: sexy attendees, tantalizing confessions, and well-written literature to boot! More importantly, it empowers us Jews to reach inside and own our sexy selves and heritage!

Erin L., University of Texas at Austin Social Work Graduate Student

What an incredible night Jewrotica was!!!! There was this fantastic moment, in a sea of Jews of all sexualities, ages, backgrounds and denominations, that I realized we were all in this together! I hope that there are many more events coming to Austin soon!

Brandon Poland, Award-Winning Jewish Drag Queen

I’m Heshy Fried from Frum Satire and I am very, very frum. And I completely support Jewrotica – it’s doing a service to the frum community. We need some sort of kosher sexual education. Jewrotica even has a system that allows frum filters to filter out certain things to make it PG for us. It’s mamish Torah. It’s like The Little Midrash Says for sex.

Heshy Fried, Founder of Frum Satire

Jewrotica is awesome. It expands the mind and for people who were raised with narrow views on sexuality. Whether you are Jewish or not, or in different sects of Judaism like Orthodox, Conservative or Reform, no matter what your background or where you’re from, Jewrotica gets you to see Judaism and how it relates to sexuality in new ways. I really appreciate Ayo being here and helping us learn different ways to connect with our sexuality.

Vanessa Steiner, Young Professional in Southern California

Such an amazing experience! The Sarah Lawrence Jewrotica workshop was more than I could have ever expected – a comfortable, safe, sultry environment where participants clearly felt good about sharing or listening to each other’s intimate experiences and relating them to sexy stories from the Torah. From the moment the workshop began, Ayo had a sweet presence that was kinetic and spread around the room; her storytelling abilities had everyone enraptured and made the conversation topics relata… Read more

Melanie Beaudette, Freelance writer in Brooklyn, NY

I love the inclusiveness – there is something for everyone, in and out of the Jewish community.

Delma Catalina, Student Leader at Texas State University

I attended and participated in last month’s Jewrotica event. The engaging performers and Ayo, our inviting host, inspired the audience to feel like one big community. What a great way to inspire our community to embrace sex as a beautiful thing that can be fun, exciting, sacred, sensual, ridiculous, scary and everything in between!

Sabrina Must, Author and Jewish Educator from Baltimore MD

My opinion on Jewrotica is: It’s sexy. It’s awesome. It’s Judaism to the next level. It’s what we should all be getting into!

Michael Lunzer, Student and Entrepreneur in Jerusalem, Israel
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Morality And Our Secret Sins: A Yom Kippur Musing

Morality And Our Secret Sins: A Yom Kippur Musing

Double Mitzvah – Shemini (Shabbat of Passover)

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