Confession #13 – Washington, DC

Oops, Confession #13

In college, I went through a boozy lesbian phase. (Who doesn’t?)

One night, while hanging out with a nice Jewish boy I had hooked up with the week before, I met a not-so-nice, not-so-Jewish girl. When she found out that I was experimenting, she invited me back to her place, where she proceeded to bruise my collarbones and lips with her supersuction lip grip. (Unsurprisingly, I begged off early.) When I finally emerged from her Den of (Slightly Painful) Sin, adorned with hickeys and what may have been oral herpes, I found out from a friend that in addition to being a cook, the girl was also a notorious coke dealer.

Score?

– Female, 23, Washington DC

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